All I can say is: WAHOOO!!!

Thats all of our news for now BattleBallians, JOKING!
*Falls to the ground dead* UberBunny has entered the building!
Welcome our new great magnificent wonderous crazy bumhead
UBERBUNNY She has been awarded Editor straight away for being sexy
In other crap, I really hate this new whatsit Habborella, Tis so annoying
and they had to shut it down for an hour or somthin
Well, atleast the straights know not to mess up the gays minds
Welp, Tis all, (I know im a crap News reporter!)